So, allow me to help you. You’ll probably only need like…5. Memorize these and you are set for life!
1. What do you hear when a cow sings? Moooo-sic.
2. What goes up and down and never moves? Stairs.
3. Knock-Knock. (Who’s there?) Olive. (Olive who?) Olive you so much!
4. Why did the squirrel cross the road? To show everyone he had guts!
5. Why did the chef get arrested? Because he beat an egg.
There you go, you’re saved. You are now cool, hilarious mom that knows jokes…no longer lame dud of the universe. You’re so welcome!
Need some more help??
Jokelopedia by Ilana Weitzman
Knock, Knock! by Tad Hills.