K, my turn (Mariel). So, I know you have all been dying to know my relation to Jessica. We get asked all the time! Are we friends? Neighbors? Gay lovers? Sisters? What’s your guess??? Drum roll, please…..we’re cousins (and friends, of course)!! Our daddies are brothers, as you will notice from the pictures.
He pretends he is really into his job, and he’s really good at pretending! He fools lots of people. He goes to work at 5 in the morning, just cause he wants to (supposedly). He’s got a closet full of suits, stacks of work papers on his night stand, and a highlighter in his possession at all times. Luckily, I can see right through it! I’ve seen those sticks in his nose…and now you have too! He’s exposed, the truth is out! Here’s my real Dad!