
Good luck, ladies! Check Part 1 of this post to see additional problems and solutions! Of course, the ultimate solution is NOT to share the bathroom with a man. Y’all keep asking me to do a Sharing the Bedroom With a Man post. I’m not sure if I’m brave enough to touch on that one…we’ll see.
May I add that when you do the grand plie, your husband may get the wrong idea if you’re smiling like the lady in the picture.
what a great way to enjoy my coffee this morning! I enjoyed this and can relate a lot!
OH! My! Gosh! I am laughing sooo hard! Sounds like you need 1- separate sinks, 2- Mr. Clean Srub Sponge for bathrooms (takes the water spots right off my shower door) and 3- to make the hubby clean the bathroom from now on.
So funny! Why are men so gross?
Oh my gosh!!! This is hilarious!!! 🙂 I am so with you on the peeing in the shower thing!! My husband is always threatening me that he is gonna pee in the shower. Thank God he has never gone through with it. Maybe it’s because I yell and scream at him and threaten him with things I will or won’t do if he does it!!! lol
HAHAHA WOW!! I was almost sick on several occassions throughout this post. Luckily the finish work on my house is just about done so the likelihood of seeing your husband again is quite slim. There is no way that my mind wouldn’t instantly race back to some of the images you portrayed when I saw him. Pretty dang hilarious though!!
Out of courtesy to my husband, I must remind you that not all of these are based on my experience with him.
I’ll leave you to guess which ones are and which ones aren’t.
I must be lucky because the only ones I can relate to are the no tp on the roll and protecting my backside. If I don’t stand up fast enough the hub is all over me. Guys are so gross!
I am so glad I came across this today! I AM NOT ALONE! I feel like shouting this from the rooftops. And aside from all the other “gross” husband habits you mentioned, what’s up with the mac n cheese conundrum? It’s so true, one box = not enough, two boxes = leftovers that last for days!
Buy Cottenelle wipes for husband man’s itchy bum syndrome! Have him use one every time after #2, then there will be more flushing and less problems. Hope that helps! They are life savers!
**My husband doesn’t have this disgusting habit, I just know that he appreciates having these in the bathroom**
They also help to prevent men’s “skid marks” in their undies. You know what I’m talking about!
It’s gross but they’ll think its sick when you pee in the shower too! That’ll stop him!
After reading this, I realized my hubby’s “disgusting habits” aren’t so bad anymore, cause I’ve never had to deal with any of this in the past 5 years.
My bathroom pet peeve is the water left ALL over the floor after a shower. Like, can’t you just stand on the freakin’ mat and dry? Is that so hard?!
Can I really be crabby about this one thing when so many others suffer from these disgusing habits in this post?
You bet I can!
Although I feel remorse for those who suffer.
BWAHAHAHA! You crack me up girl!
My hubby peed in the shower ONCE and will never do it again, I promise…I don’t think I’ve ever been so angry! He said his sister and her husband were laughing about it one night and thought it was funny. Funny?! Guys are so gross.
All men are the same, aren’t they…ha!! I can certainly relate!! Thanks for the tips 🙂
Lisa B.
This was sooo funny! And it rang so true!! Are we married to the same guy? Well, At least I know that my marriage is normal after reading this. 🙂
By the way, I’ve heard that the shoes hanging from the phone lines are used by gangs as territory markers. Just what I’ve heard.
Hilarious! My grandma actually had a sign in her basement bathroom with a no miss the toilet sign. Had a guy whistling and missing the toliet with the circle and slash sign over it. LOL!
This is exactly why it is my husband’s job to clean the bathroom! Yuck!
Just to answer your question about shoes hanging on the power lines, drug dealers fling them so people know there is a dealer in the area.
And, thanks for the bathroom laughs!
Just an FYI you can still buy the “WORKS” at Big Lots.
Love this post.
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