Marriage Trials: Money, Infidelity, Lack of Communication, In-Laws, Punk Attitude, and Bathroom Sharing. Bathroom Sharing is a subject that is FAR too overlooked and ignored by Marriage Counselors, Psychologists, Clergy, Oprah and Glamour Magazine. Surely, if we could be more “open” about it the divorce rate would decrease drastically. Women need someone to talk to. We need to break through the wall, end the taboo. We must begin vocalizing the difficulties of sharing our bathrooms.
Problem – Husband Uses Your Expensive Shampoo And If You Say Anything He Will Ask How Much It Costs
You know how it is. You’re showering with your man, he reaches over and starts squirting your $50 dollar shampoo all over his head. Your eyes bug out of your head, you hold your breath and bite your tongue. And then…he washes his hair again, then his stuff, and then his hair! He’s practically washing money down the drain! If he only knew… This is easily remedied by buying him “man” shampoo. But, it has to be specifically for MEN. Then you say things like, “Wow, you’re hair smells so sexy! It’s such a turn on!” Throughout the day, take deep whiffs of his hair, close your eyes and smile while sighing in a very feminine way. He’ll never use your shampoo again. Try Redken for men…it’s what we have in my shower…or I’ve seen lots of others at Wal-Mart/Target for even cheaper.
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Jessica says
I bet you look really sexy in your shower cap! Tell Dan thanks for helping you make a great post!
Tiffany says
OMG…EVERY single one of those my husband does…how do I live with him??…better yet…how were you reading my mind! LOVE IT! Too funny!
jess says
My husband does not let the shower cap deter him one bit.. it’s not long til I see his naked silouette through the shower curtain!! Also, how the heck is it that I find pee on my wall behind the toilet?? I need to get those toilet targets for sure 😉
Quin's momma says
OK, part of these make me want to NEVER get married. Is it really worth it? On the other hand, you did make me churckle quite a bit. Good job!
Quin's momma says
OK, part of these make me want to NEVER get married. Is it really worth it? On the other hand, you did make me churckle quite a bit. Good job!
NIKOL says
Hilarious post! I especially love the shower cap suggestion. Awesome.
The Rambler says
Yes. Yes you ARE funny!
Loved this post. I might just have to print it up and show it to the hubby. Cause God forbid he actually look at my blog. Let alone others I read.
What a life!! says
I loved this post! I was laughing so hard it brought tears. Thanks for letting me start the day with a smile on my face 🙂
teasinglydiverse says
this post is hysterical 🙂 one of my newlywed friends refused to move into any house where there weren’t 2 bathrooms. They each have their own space, and I’m starting to think that’s a really good idea 😉
Amy says
This is hilarious…. and sad all the same. It’s so funny because of how you wrote it and because it’s so true. And the fact that it’s so true and I can completely relate makes me a little sad! Oh men- what do we do without them though, really?!
Love the shower cap idea- thanks!
Jemaica says
HAHA that was HILARIOUS! My kind of humor! I can relate with a lot of what was said, but it’s not pee I have to worried about splattered all over the toilet… my poor husband has some tummy problems if you catch my drift. I could really use that poo pourri and maybe something to drown out all the horrible sounds echoing from the bathroom. He’s lucky he’s so cute so all this is easy to look past! Hahaha… please don’t tell him I wrote this!!
P.S. Love the shower cap idea!!
DangGina says
laughing…so…hard…
SarahAnne says
Too true. Sad, but true. We all think you are hilarious, too, Mariel. It’s not just you. 🙂
Lacking Productivity says
I have actually heard miraculous things about Poo-Pouri…which I am in desperate need of since we moved to a house with NO FAN…how can one have a 50+ year old house and never have installed a fan?
The Shields says
LOL! Everything little thing about this post is just right on! Thanks for the good laugh!
lizwagz says
BEST POST YET!!! I am falling off my chair laughing! Thank you:}
LanceandMandyBird says
This is so hilarious because it is so true!!! All but the picture taking one. He KNOWS he would be disembowled for even trying that one!
staci says
That seriously made me wet my pants, I blame it on having given birth. You are hilarious and I must say a tad gross, I LOVE IT !!! I will repent now.
suburban hippie mama says
You crack me up girl!
Kathryn says
HOLY CRAP!! This is so hilarious, and true! Thank you so much for addressing these issues!
Shari Davis says
Oh man! So funny and so true! Thanks for the tips!
Cassie and Mason Green says
greatest post yet!
The Wangsgard's says
Oh Mariel, you are hilarious! I’m making Ty read this! So much truth!
M says
Mariel, this was hysterical! I also made a mad dash to the restroom after reading it! Sorry, I thought I taught Dan better bathroom etiquette! I know I had all 5 boys learn to pee sitting down. Their father still does! Not sure what went wrong there! Make sure you drill it into Shane and Caden to pee sitting, maybe it’ll stick into adulthood! Love the blog, it’s always good for a belly-laugh! Love ya, Athena
Oysterblogger says
first of all this is so true and I finally got my hubs trained and now my 7 year old son just can’t get cured…
Also, how are some of these poses even possible?!?
Briana Ward says
Thanks so much for this post. I have been laughing the whole way through it. I am going to order toilet targets right now! As the mother to 3 boys and one husband 🙂 I am always cleaning up pee, urg! Maybe these will help. I am really waiting for some kind of invention like the go girl but for boys with poor aim, maybe like a giant funnel that suctions to the toilet lol!
Angie says
I have to second the others … one of the best blog posts I’ve read on any blog ever. Hubs and I both got a kick out of it. Especially the bummy towel, which I can usually identify after just a couple showers. Gross! Great writing.
Heather B says
One of the funniest blogs I’ve EVER read. Thanks for the laughs and suggestions.
Mauri says
That was so funny, I was cracking up! Luckily my husband is pretty good about the whole toilet issue. He really rips into the boys when they get pee all over in their bathroom. The shower cap might come in handy though. 🙂
TattooedMinivanMom says
Now, am I to take it that your two small fry aren’t boys? Cause I have a husband AND one boy and lemme tell ya, little boys are quite the messy pee-ers.
I could never however ask them to pee sitting down. Seems to de-masculanizing?
I do not have the fancy shampoo problem of late because mine has taken to shaving his head. He does however like to use my conditioner on his long ass goatee.
“Happy SITS Saturday sharefest!”
Anonymous says
Hi. You don’t know me, but I stumbled across your blog and I had a suggestion for your photos in the shower problem…
Don’t try to cover up all YOUR bits and pieces, simple stick your hand/arm out to cover up the camera LENS. No one is too thrilled about giant, out-of-focus, close-ups of hands, so he’ll stop torturing your during your peaceful shower time.
Trust me, this works. Good luck and great therapy writing.
RaCeNMoMmY says
LMBO!!!!!!! seriously why do they poop for so long?!!!! I ask hubby this all the time. And it starts young. my son has taken after his dad, while my daughter is in & out. I just don’t get it. thanks for a great post & a even greater laugh!
Mariel says
Holy heck, I think I struck a chord here! I’m soooo glad my husband doesn’t spray poo, I would go nuts!
I think I might have to go for a round 2 of “Sharing the Bathroom With a Man”. I have at least 10 more major beefs. What a meanie-pants wife I must be!
Moondoonie says
This was extremely entertaining!
Hillori says
I laughed so hard I cried! I trained my boys to pee sitting down, and told them that when they are 8, they can standd to pee. Now that they are old enough, they don’t want to stand–hooray! Thanks for stopping by my blog!
Gina says
I think you are funny too! And I think it’s funny that you think yo are funny! 😉 VERY good post. I love it!!! Thanks for solutions to some of my problems!
Gina says
Oh, and I just seriously ordered that towel for my husband. You should totally get commission, Right??
BJ_Mama says
It’s funny cuz it’s OH SO TRUE! Or maybe that’s why it’s not funny….inspiring post!
Mom of Three says
extremely funny! its so gratifying to know this happens to other ppl too (wont tell u which)!
stopping by from SITS. Happy FB day!
When did I become my Mom
Yaya says
Hahahaha! These are SO TRUE! Hilarious!
{Katie Lane} says
So true indeed!! Well except the picture thing, my hubs has never done that one thank goodness. Happy SITS day 🙂
Amanda {My Life Badly Written} says
In a house full of boys I totally understand all of this!!! Congrats on your sits day!!!
Jennifer says
I loved this post, how hilarious and true!
Tammy Howard says
We have towels that are well coordinated, but each of us had our own color. It – helps.
Pictures. Great googly mooglies. The mere suggestion of it might keep me away from the shower more completely than ‘Psycho’. Baths aren’t all that bad and the bubbles can be quite opaque…
mommytoalot says
Thanks for the enormous laughs this morning.
I can so relate..I have four sons and a hubby..and ughhhhhh …even though my boys have their own washroom they prefer to shower in mine.
Helen McGinn says
Bloody hell lass, you covered it all! Well done…and I think you’re funny too…*LOL*
Happy SITS Day!
Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) says
I can SO relate! Looks like I have some shopping to do…thanks for the links – and the laughs! 😉
Happy SITS Day! 🙂
parentingBYdummies says
Are those mapsu people serious? That’s creepy man. I’m all for reducing the splash, but something about imagining a grown man sitting down every time he goes to take a pee is just odd. I’m a mom of three boys and I’ve convinced Hubby that we should put a urinal in the dude’s bathroom when we get it redone. Oh, and Hubby is not allowed to do his business in my bathroom. Every since I had the inactive gag response to his “business” it’s off limits. Stopped by from SITS! Enjoy your big day:)
EngaBeenga says
Oh my gosh! Too funny. I had just mentioned on my blog the other day that I was about ready to write an entry about bathroom habits (had to muster the strength). I mean seriously – what planet does a man live on that his mother and TWO sisters never tell him its OK to pee on the seat? If I expound upon my own personal bathroom tribulations, I’ll be sure to link-credit to you!
EngaBeenga says
Oh my gosh! Too funny. I had just mentioned on my blog the other day that I was about ready to write an entry about bathroom habits (had to muster the strength). I mean seriously – what planet does a man live on that his mother and TWO sisters never tell him its OK to pee on the seat? If I expound upon my own personal bathroom tribulations, I’ll be sure to link-credit to you!
Elizabeth says
You definitely covered my bathroom complaints about my husband, good work! The shower cap idea is awesome, I may have to find one. Oh, and I buy Pert Plus for Men for my hubby and he doesn’t mind it at all – in fact, he just ran out of his first bottle and griped for a day or so until I got more. Happy SITS day to you!
GreedyGirl says
Hi http://www.greedygirlsguide.com checking in from SITS
Oh this is so funny but true. The shampoo comment priceless I hate that and have taken to hiding my products
Mommys Online Garage Sale says
I need to print out that graphic of no peeing on the seat and hang it on the wall behind the toilet for hubby and 7 y.o. Son.
Karen & Gerard Zemek says
Your solutions are so funny. Fortunately, for the most part, my husband and I have separate bathrooms but I am grateful that he does lift the seat when he goes.
Congrats on your SITS day!
Astrid says
OMG! I’m LOL!!!!!!
Happy SITS day!
A Fist Full of Dandelions says
This post makes me very thankful for my mother-in-law…who didn’t let my hubby stand to pee!
Vanessa says
Congrats on your SITS day!!
Great post I’ll take some of the butt-face towels too!
♥georgie♥ says
I was LMAO when you desribed the shampoo incident AND what happens if you him his own shampoo…give a man a compliment on anything related to showering and or shaving then he over uses the product LOL
LOVED this post!
Joy says
Congrats on your SITS feature day!
tinahead81 says
holy cow, i think i have gone through most of those with my hubby! loved reading this!
happy sits day! :o)
Christine says
I Lol’d when you mentioned the butt towel and the mood hubby gets when you’re getting in the shower….geeeesh, I guess it’s good to know they’re mostly all the same:)
lynne b. [my life in blog] says
o this is absolutely great. haha! happy sits day 🙂
jewelstreet says
OMG! I LURVE this post. Everything is so perfectly true except for the pics one.
JennyMac says
This is OH so comical.
Congrats on your SITS day to Misses.
Creative Junkie says
OMG – this cracked me up!
This is why God invented separate bathrooms.
BookishPenguin says
I was thinking, “Wow, I’m so lucky that I don’t have to deal with ANY of these!!!” . . . until I got to the last one. Gah. Time to go buy some poo-pourri. LOL
Happy SITS!
Mel says
This made me laugh out loud, because I was nodding my head on a lot of these….I still can’t believe there is an organization called Mothers Against Peeing Standing Up! LOL
Lauren says
A. I actually have to replace the wallpaper in my powder room because it’s pee splattered / stained — nasty — but I agree with the comment that it seems unnatural to ask a man to sit to pee. Maybe that’s why so many people tile the lower part of their bathroom wall?
B. Poo-pourri….HILARIOUS. Where do you find that.
C. Never had the “photo” episode at my house…but hubby loves to sneak into the bathroom and douse me with a cup of cold water when I’m showering… fortunately that’s one favor I can return!!
Seriously, this post made me LOL several times. Happy SITS day!
Marjorie says
This is too funny! But I have to admit, I’m the one in our household who will throw the curtain open and take pictures of the unsuspecting showerer. Unfortunately, my hubs is quick to cover with the shower curtain, so I never get any good shots… 🙁
Mighty M says
Very funny! I like the t-shirt the best! I’m tired of cleaning toilets!!
Ungirdled Passion says
Grrrl, if you can really do all those poses, I imagine your husband will do ANYTHING you ask! Happy SITS!
Janna Bee says
You are freaking hilarious! Thanks for putting me in a better mood and giving advice! I’m totally thinking the shower cap is a great idea! Happy SITS day.
Kara@ Creations by Kara says
This was hysterical!! Thanks for the good laugh to start my day off right. 🙂
Laura says
I’ve been divorced for 11 years & I do not miss any of this. I am always getting onto my daughter’s boyfriend about peeing on the toilet sit. It’s bad to have to clean up after your husband, but worse to have to clean up after another, nonfamily, gross guy.
Sandy says
All great examples of reasons why I refuse to share a bathroom! But I have to be fair and say Paul is really not guilty of any of these bathroom sins.
Kirsten says
For all those reasons I do not share a bathroom. If I had to, I would probably commit some type of heinous act.
Happy SITS Day!
Morgan says
I think you just made me appreciate being single! LMAO!!!! Congrats on your FB over at SITS!!!
jori-o says
Oh my goodness, it’s SO good to know there are other ladies out there in my same boat! Hilarious! (or sad??) =)
Miss Behavin says
And I thought my husband was a wanker for sitting down to pee. He’s been doing me a favor all these years.
I’ll definitely have to check out the shower cap though…maybe the poo pourri, too.
Happy SITS day!
Tater Tot Mom says
The shower cap is not a deterrent for my hubby! I’ll have to start wearing some sort of full body suit!
The pee all over is definitely a problem. I’ll have to try those targets!
Happy SITS day!
Atlanta says
Happy SITS day! This is hilarious. We must have the same husband. Maybe next time he is in the shower start taking naked pictures of him. Unless of course this would put him in the mood and you dont happen to be in one! And I VOTE YES on peeing sitting down. I have a son, and a hubby who use 2 different bathrooms and I would really love it if I could stop cleaning pee off the floor! Gross. And yay for laughing at yourself… I try to do it frequently
Lacie E. says
I am absolutely cracking up…but what about the man peeing in the shower problem or am i the only one dealing with that little gem? lol
Hema says
Wow! Too hilarious for words. I am new to SITS – great to read your post
Eva Gallant says
Too funny and too familiar!
Congrats on being the featured blogger.
MariLee Parrish says
Oh my goodness!!
I make my hubby clean the upstairs toilet himself!!! I get sick! LOL!
Julie @ Little One-of-a-Kind Design says
I think you summed up marriage in one post! Hilarious! I think I’ll print this and leave it in my hubby’s reading basket next to the toilet. Ha! Passive aggressive, but i’m not above it!
Sonja says
Hilarious!
Le Gourou says
LOL..Ewwww! That was lots of fun to read and how I love your writings/page/hair/knowledge… see you again soon,Keri
mub says
This is so so funny! I especially like the MAPSU organization haha
B.E.A says
Hilarious and oh so true! I’m over from the SITS blog!!
Andrea says
This has made my stomach hurt from laughing. In the UK you can buy these huge towels and one end says face and the other end says Ass, so you don’t mix the ends up!
Holly says
HILARIOUS!! Happy SITS Day!
withoutadornment says
I guess I’m fortunate as my husband is usually pretty good about not doing most of that stuff. He hasn’t started taking pictures – hopefully he doesn’t see this or he probably will start!
Lani says
I seriously think this is the best post I have ever read, on any blog, ever.
Happy SITS Day!
Katie says
That was the best post I’ve ever read. Thanks for sharing what we all have never dared say.
tori says
thanks for the giggles this am! happy SITS day!
Jen says
abso fricken lutely to everything you just said! LOL Thank you!!!
Happy SITS spotlight day to you!
Sara says
I’m sure you’ve been told this several times, but that was a brilliant post.
I’ve never shared a bathroom with a significant other, but I have shared a bathroom with a boy roommate. I’ve never seen a toilet get so foul in so short a time. And since it never seemed to both him, I was the one always cleaning it.
Lucky me.
Date Girl says
I think I must be one of the lucky ones, at least in some ways. My boyfriend and I have a one bedroom apt, with one bathroom, so we’re constantly in there together. I can verify that he sits down to pee! Thank god! It’s also good for his prostate, so all the better.
He DOES however, sneak in when I’m going twosies and take pictures! Just because he finds it hilarious. I think I’d prefer the naked shower pics over those any day!!
glenna says
Love it!!!!!
Live.Love.Eat says
Hysterical! Although it’s a little switched up in my house. I probably drive my hubs nuts more than he drives me nuts!
Meg says
Hilarious. Although I probably shouldn’t have been eating while reading… I am definitely getting some of those targets!
Happy SITS Day!
Tonya says
This is a great post and all of those are true…sadly! At least my hubs cleans up after himself after using the potty! YAY!!! Happy SITS Day!
aforestfrolic says
OMG, that is freakin’ hilarious!!!
Jamie 🙂
Bill and Lorie Shewbridge says
Thanks for the laughs!! I was almost peeing my pants…
Too funny!!
Ronnica says
Yep, I think I’m okay with being single now. I’ll keep my bathroom to myself, thanks.
Love the butt/face towel!
Pricilla says
Try living in a 400 sq ft fifthwheel trailer for 8 years….
We were traveling but now he is building the house.
SAVE ME!
Happy SITS day.
Little Moos and Mommy Too......... says
You are too funny!! Happy SITS day
Christina
kimberly says
so my hubster is among those who the shower cap would not deter….in fact, the only thing i have found that DOES deter him is me having a nasty case of poison oak…but i dont suggest that! Now…as for pee on the floor and toilet…i rarely have that problem because my husband nearly always PEES OUTSIDE!!! seriously? why? we live in the middle of town. argh.
as for the other issues…right there with you girl, except for one. I will not use a towel that i even think he has dried his bum on…ewwww!
Taylor K says
Ugh, you didn’t even TOUCH on the husband hair issue! That’s another gross out for me. Awesome post! Love the tips. 🙂
Charmaine @ randalswife says
So true.
So FREAKIN’ true.
This one is getting bookmarked!
Meg says
ROTFL… too true, too true!! 🙂
Happy SITS day!
Alexa says
happy sits DAY! I LOVE LOVE ♥ this one! Gawd… I want my own bathroom with a multitude of locks! Please?
Leah Rubin says
Happy SITS day! They are all alike, aren’t they?
BrnEyedGal says
Ya know…Im glad we all have the same problems…
ANd why is it that the women are the ones always cleaning the bathrooms huh? Oh ya…If we actually want it clean, we better do it right? LOL
Congrats on your SITS day…you both are great!
Thishumanscondition says
I FIRMLY believe that no marriage can work in a home with one bathroom. NO marriage. NONE. NADA.
Samantha says
This had me laughing out loud – so funny and SO TRUE!! Who knew they made some of those products? Like the butt/face towel, ha!
Happy SITS Day!
This Mama Rocks says
Dropping by from SITS. Your post made ma laugh so hard. I think everyone can relate to at least 3 of those posts!
Fruitful Vine2 says
That was too hilarious! You had me laughing the more I read. Enjoying my visit here from SITS.
Jessica says
Visiting from SITS and nodding enthusiastically along with you…..ESPECIALLY the one about the shower cap. So true! Oh, so very true.
Cynthia at A Shimmy in My Spirit says
Great great post! Started my morning with a really good laugh! Thanks
Amanda @ Serenity Now says
Stopping in from SITS. I have to share a bathroom with the hubs AND two kids. :s
Mary says
Thankfully we each have our OWN bathroom so that eliminates some troubles, but I still have to put up with some of these issues for sure. Great post!
Happy SITS Feature Day!!
shortmama says
We, or should I say HE, has those same problems!
Kelly Deneen says
hahaha! I LOVE this post.
And I totally need a shower cap now. You are brilliant!!
Lisa Anne says
LMAO I jsut posted a sing in my bathroom that says
If you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweatie and wipe the seatie. lol
brainella says
Oh the shampoo wars I’ve seen — husband will not use “fruity” smelling stuff, so that’s what I buy. 🙂
Beth says
this is hilarious. my husband is the same!! glad to know i’m not alone! maybe I won’t look for a new man after all. just j/k.
Marketing Mama says
Love it! Happy SITS day! 🙂
Disney says
Oh my goodness. You are stinking hilarious! I love this post, and your sense of humor!
Judy Harper says
Too funny! And can be used frequently! Have a great SITS day!
Are You There Mom? says
Ok I’m actually laughing OUT loud by myself! GREAT post girls and happy SITS DAY!!!
barefacedapproach says
BRAVO!!! This was nothing short of fabulous!!!!!! I LOVED IT and am printing a copy for my husband asap. 🙂
Lady Mama says
Very very funny, thanks for the laugh. So true about the toilet seat. And the shower cap – hilarious!
Katrina says
Came over from SITS, glad I did, this was great!
Jen says
Ohhh this is GOOD! Way funny and all too true. So happy SITS pointed me your direction.
La Belle Mere UK says
Congrats on your SITS day!
VERY funny post. Loved it! It reminded me of an old Mid-Week Funny of mine…..
How to shower like a woman vs how to shower like a man!!
http://labellemereuk.blogspot.com/2009/07/mid-week-funny.html
LBM xxx
CherryBlossomMJ says
At first I was not sure I wanted to read this post due to the subject matter… but I’m glad I did. I now know that DH is typical. HAH.
Jessica says
Well executed post hahahaha. I’m all for the Poo-Pourri. I really have no idea what they do for 30 minutes on the pot. Nothing productive, that’s for sure!
Kim Living Life says
So funny, !!!! My husband just threatened to use my new scouring washer, it’s long and deliciously rough to scour off all that dead skin. He thinks it would make great bum floss eeww!! gotta laugh!
great post and Happy SITS day!!!
Two Normal Moms says
Hysterical! And the very reason we have his and her towel bars…
Merry Mack says
OMG! I am crying with laughter. Mascara is running down my face. My stomach hurts from laughing. It started with butt flossing and I lost all control at the shower cap. Thanks for the laugh SITS girls!
Crystal says
Oh my GOSH! I can’t believe after all this time that all I needed was a shower cap to get him to stop winking at me when I walk by to get in the shower – I’m going to Target after work to pick one up! 🙂
Happy SITS say!
Diana {The Princess Escapades} says
Happy SITS Day!! Totally loved this post! lol I think it’s one that all of us wives can relate to! 🙂
San says
Coming by from SITS! I was a bit sleepy and bleary-eyed, but your post made me wake up and laugh out loud!
Zeemaid says
totally hilarious! Well done, had me laughing the whole time cause it’s too darn true!!!
Happy FB day on SITS!
k80 says
oh, i have so much to look forward to! But i can envision my fiance doing all of those things!!! great job!
Sassy Chica says
LMAO, what a great post and one every woman can relate to!
Smooches,
Sassy Chica
Happy SITS day!
greedygrace says
OMG! You just described my husband to a T! Hysterical!
Happy SITS day!
Unknown Mami says
Have you ever taken photos of your husband in the shower?
African American Mom says
f.u.n.n.y.
VERY FUNNY!
Missy says
Hilarious!
You put into words what all of us women think.
BTW, the shower cap trick doesn’t work for all men.
debi says
OMG!! That is too, too funny!! You’ve got me about to pee my pants! LOVE your blog!
Michelle (hometc) says
Well you certainly made the painful split I’m going through alot less painful! Thank you for pointing out all the things I will soon not have to put up with 😉
Mama Mel says
LOL! So funny! 🙂
The818 says
Happy SITS day – this post is hilarious (and helpful!)
Ashley Clark says
Lol, I really enjoyed reading this. Gonna have to bookmark you to read some more later 😀
Miss Peregrin says
LOL, hilarious, and so true. Happy SITS day!
a H.I.T. says
Amen. Seriously, amen. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve sat (or stepped in) in Husby’s pee in the middle of the night. Let’s just say I’ve stopped cleaning it up and have begun waking him up to clean it himself. That normally stops the mess for a good 3 weeks before it resumes.
Pam @ bibbidi-bobbidi-beautiful says
OMG- I don’t know when I’ve ever laughed that hard!!! Just last night hubs and I got into it b/c just as we were about to go to bed (and there was going to be some hanky panky) he let out a HUGE loud fart(but it wasn’t stinky, my hubby’s farts actually don’t stink- isn’t that weird?!) which launched me into this long diatribe about how he could have done it silently and I wouldn’t have known, and I certainly could have done without his little anouncement, “awh- that’s gonna stink!” right after, like I could have possibly missed it!
Becky @ Our Sweet Peas says
Really funny AND it reminds me of the reasons that I love my neurotic super clean husband. 🙂
Diva Scrapper says
Hilarious…tears are streaming down my face and I don’t know if it’s because YOU are soo funny or because I can relate to soooo much of this….
Have a great SITS Day!
JustRandi says
Shower Cap = Pure Genius!
Elizabeth Patch says
thanks so much for the laughs! excellent observations and so true…BTW do you know my husband?
Sarah@HomeschoolinRealLife says
Out of all those problems I also share, the only one I’ve got a solution to is the butt towel. I put a large hair clip – which I do use in the shower – on the edge of my towel, on the shower side, so he knows which is mine.
Mox says
I am LOL! I think you are pretty funny too. I love the new poses. Hilarious. And I love the warning you put at the top – I blog about stuff like this all the time and I never thought to give my poor readers a courteous warning…probably something I need to incorporate! Happy FB day, SITSAS!
Mox
Kristin says
Clorox wipes. Brilliant. Hope you had a fab SITS day!
joanna of simple blueprint says
so funny! this put a big smile on my face and then I feel thankful that my man and i have no bathroom issues…. i feel lucky.
Cindi @ Moomette's Magnificents says
Happy SITS Day! First time to your blog & I’ll be back! This is hilarious! I’ve been married 35 years!
Mami Made It says
Thank God we have two bathrooms!
Anonymous says
I’ve been married to the same bad aim for more than 30 yrs. He’s a slow learner. I have 5 sons, and they take after their daddy. Now I have grandsons and I’ve given up. The Clorox wipes thing only works if they’ll use them, which they wont. Everyone denies it’s them. Now and then they even try to blame it on me, or the (girl) cat, or the bunny. I tell ya, a girl can’t win.
As for the towel, I keep my own on the back of my bedroom door, and I’M NOT SHARING!
Tom and Danielle says
I was giggling hysterically at work while reading this! Apparently, you aren’t the only one who thinks you are funny! The bum-face bit just killed me!
When I got married I was appalled at how much pee ended up not on the toilet. I thought maybe my husband was just extra gross. Glad that’s not the case!